Chris Michael is a songwriter. He occasionally sings at unsuspecting social-drinkers in bars, coffee shops, and other public gathering spaces. His songs make use of the standard folk-music tropes, such as love, peace, random violence, refugees, prostitution-in-the-context-of-the holocaust, cannons-as-space-flight, and relationships. Once he ate a guitar. Also, he has done karate on the beach. Badly.